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By William Needle

The local aristocracy will soon be holding a royal wedding: Paradise Falls Mayor Pete Braga recently announced that his grandson, Nick, will be married in town in two weeks.

Nick Braga recently returned to Paradise Falls after graduating from university in Toronto. It was while at university that he met his lovely bride-to-be, Jessica Lansing.

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Sarah Braga Missing, Robbery Feared
Paradise Falls has been traumatized by the knowledge that Sarah Braga, daughter-in-law of Mayor Pete Braga, has been declared missing.

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Barrels of Unknown Substance Found In Bay
At least half a dozen barrels of some unknown substance have been discovered in Kasparow Bay. Nobody knows how they got there, how long they’ve been there, or what’s in them.

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Pupils Ordered to Kill Rats For Punishment
Students at Fenmore Elementary School aren’t writing out lines for punishment anymore, they’re hunting vermin.

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