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Sarah Braga Missing, Robbery Feared

By Norman E. Wood

Paradise Falls has been traumatized by the knowledge that Sarah Braga, daughter-in-law of Mayor Pete Braga, has been declared missing.

Only Mayor Pete Braga appears unimpressed. “Sarah blows with the wind,” he said. “She’s just off somewhere getting loaded…with good times. She’ll be back when she runs out of…energy.”

Although this is the fourth time this year that Sarah Braga has unexpectedly vanished, concern was sparked this time by the appearance of her blood-stained purse in the woods outside of town.

Roxy Hunter found the purse and turned it over to police. Violent robbery is feared since the purse was empty of any money.

“I’m very worried about her,” said Sarah Braga’s son Nick. “If anyone knows anything, please go to the police.” Nick Braga is due to be wed in two weeks.

Paradise Falls’ residents with any knowledge at all of Sarah Braga’s whereabouts should immediately get in touch with Sergeant Valerie Hunter of the PFMP. PFC

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