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Dear Shirley,

Last week I caught my son playing Dungeons and Dragons with his “friends.” The next day, I had an awful pain in my back. I’m worried he’s now part of some evil wizard cult worshiping the devil or worse, and is casting voodoo curses on me. Shirley, is there such as thing as black magic?

Signed,
Bewitched in Barrie

Dear Bewitched,

There’s no such thing as black magic, but there is such a thing as bad parenting.

How could you let your boy run around with such a terrible crowd? How could you not know what he was up to until just the other day? It is your role as a parent to be constantly aware of where your child is, whom he’s with, and what he’s doing. At all times!

It’s not too late for either of you. You can still erase the damage done by the blasphemous fairy tales of these horrid fantasy games. March him straight to church and fill his head with some real learning from the “Good Book”.

As for your back, it's nothing that a weekly visit to your chiropractor can’t fix. Your chiropractor is a lot like going to church, only considerably more expensive. It won’t necessarily solve the problem or anything, but it will make you feel better.

And isn’t peace of mind worth the cost of a weekly adjustment.

Shirley

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