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Hollywood Bombshell Rusty Sinclair in Town

By William Needle

Muskoka has long been a vacation destination for celebrities like Tom Hanks and Goldie Hawn. Now Paradise Falls gets to play host to a Hollywood superstar with hometown roots: Rusty Sinclair.

Sinclair is the star of numerous big budget Hollywood films. She is, however, perhaps best known for her role in “Naked Terror”. “Naked Terror” is still frequently shown on the New PF and garners high ratings.

“I’m just tickled to be in this wonderful town,” said Sinclair. “The locals have been just super. It’s like I’m hardly recognized here, which is such a relief from the constant fawning attention down in Hell-Aye”

Sinclair is married to actor turned director Brick Madison, star of such movies as “Deep Zone” and all three “Killer Zone” films.

Sinclair’s family has long been part of Paradise Falls’ entertainment scene. Her grandfather was the great Professor Gumm, a magician of some repute.

Ms Sinclair specifically requested that the Paradise Falls Chronicle not publish her address during her stay in the area. We will respect that request. PFC

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