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Cats Missing, Woman Hysteric, People Search

By Woodrow von Hammer

A door-to- door neighbourhood search has been implemented by the newly formed Paradise Falls Search Committee in order to locate the whereabouts of Mrs. Sally Walkers' two cats, named “‘Scabs’” and “‘Flaps’”.

The two cats disappeared from the Walkers’ yard two days ago.

“It’s one thing for one of them to wander off for a while,” said Mrs. Walker, “but for both of them to go away at once? That’s just not natural.”

The cats have no history of being runaways. They are both neutered, and therefore pose no danger to other community cats. However, they are also both declawed, and therefore defenseless against the aggressive local raccoon and skunk population.

“Mrs. Walker doesn’t need to worry,” said Jos Yules, chair of the Paradise Falls Search Committee. “Just remember our new committee’s motto: 'If it’s out there, it’ll turn up.'


Most of the Committee’s members come from Paradise Falls’ vibrant community of retired persons. But younger members are always welcome. They meet regularly every Tuesday and Friday at 7:30 pm in the Tim Hortons on Main Street.
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