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Local Businessman Found Shot, Dead

By William Needle
Paradise Falls Chronicle Staff

Paradise Falls reels with the news of another death in our family: local businessman George Mansfield.

Mansfield was pronounced dead on the scene at Mayor Pete Braga’s office. The cause of death was a single gunshot wound to the chest.

Mansfield was one of the largest land owners in the county through his real estate management company, Mansfield Properties.

Mansfield’s death pushes the Paradise Falls’ death toll to an unprecedented “Two”! If this trend continues, experts predict that Paradise Falls’ population could easily be eradicated by the year 2070. PFC

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