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Warlock Makes Magic Behind Barn

Paradise Falls residents looking for answers have a new place to turn to: behind the barn.

That’s where a self-proclaimed “True Warlock” calling himself Ravenheart has set up his own voodoo lounge.

“Ravenheart can see into the soul,” said Ravenheart speaking inexplicably in the third person. “You want peace, you bring yourself to Ravenheart. Ravenheart will bring you peace.”

With a crystal for every ailment or occasion, Ravenheart asks only for complete openness …and possibly a financial contribution.

As advertised, Ravenheart can be found behind the barn. He’s open twenty four-seven. PFC

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