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Pete Braga is in jail. The beloved Mayor of Paradise Falls has been accused of the murder of local businessman George Mansfield.

Mansfield, the respected owner of Mansfield Properties, which controls large portions of Paradise Falls real estate, was shot dead in the Mayor’s office. Braga himself called in the incident to the Paradise Falls Municipal Police.

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Graveyard Gone Bananas
While paying respects to her dearly departed husband, the widow Morrison was shocked to find a crude wooden cross draped with rotten bananas defacing the plot of her deceased friend Maria Finfurs.

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Lightning Strikes Local Man…Again
Fenmore resident Byron Leckie, 26, leads a charged life…literally. During last night’s fierce electrical storm Leckie was struck by lightning…for the third time this year.

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Put A Muffler On It: Mechanic
Hot on the heels of last year’s drag races comes a new automobile fad for local youths: loudness. And at least one car expert is fed up to the ears with it.

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