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Sergeant Valerie Hunter of the Paradise
Falls Municipal Police force reportedly investigated the
scene within hours of its report. Sgt. Hunter was unavailable
for comment, but according to Mrs. Morrison, the culprit
behind the hanging of the offending bananas is probably
some wayward juvenile. “Officer Hunter mentioned someone
named Blair Witch. A tourist, I’ll bet.”
“It’s these horrible horror
movies,” said Mrs. Morrison. “They make teenagers
like this Blair girl into devils! Gives them the evil eye,
I’ve been told.”
No details regarding the whereabouts
of Ms. B. Witch, American tourist, could be discovered.
PFC
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