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Alcohol Sales at Record Levels

By William Needle

Paradise Falls residents are drinking more. A lot more.

According to Brendon Yorke, manager of the Paradise Falls Liquor Store, sales of legal intoxicants are up dramatically this year.

“I don’t know where it’s all going,” says Yorke. “These people must have a drink in their hands at all times.”

Particularly popular is the venerable Muskoka Cream Ale, brewed locally by the Muskoka Springs Brewery and Spring Water Company.

Also up in sales are scotch, which Yorke says is selling literally by the caseload, and Loon Lake Wine, both the pink and white Zinfandel varieties.

“I haven’t heard of anything like this since my daddy’s stories about selling hooch to Capone.”

When pushed to speculate, Yorke suggested that the presence of Hollywood people might account for the dramatic boom in business. PFC

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