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Subscribers to a mailing list offered
through the Paradise Falls’ website www.ParadiseFalls.ca
have been tormented and amused for the past while by a series
of unexpected emails from a mysterious hacker known only
as “Adam.”
In his last email to the list, “Adam”
revealed himself to be Reverend E.A. Jackson, who arrived
in Paradise Falls recently to preside over the burial of
Sarah Braga and Domenic Bernini. He stayed to torment Mayor
Pete Braga with his “l33t haxoring skills.”
The exact motivation for the mischievous
hacking remains a mystery. “He seems really p***ed
off at Mayor Braga,” said local psychologist Dr. Christine
Knight. “But only he knows why he did it. He could
just be hacking for God.”
Reverend Jackson’s emails contained
several unsavory allegations, mostly directed at the Mayor
himself. For his part, Mayor Braga sent many emails rebutting
the hacker’s attacks.
“I knew the wacko would mess up
sometime,” said Braga. “Now let’s see how
good he can hack from behind bars.”
The final email from “Adam”
contained a challenge to other disgruntled citizens of Paradise
Falls to take up his cause. Only time will tell if the Reverend’s
challenge will be met. PFC
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